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Breakthrough in primate cloning – Peter Akinola says it’s an American Plot.

French strike brings travel chaos – I didn’t even know France had bombs.

FBI Concludes Blackwater Killings Unjustified – floggings will continue until morale improves.

AT&T to Sell Equipment to Monitor Workplaces – will route all information through the DHS and CIA.

Mukasey Sworn in as US Attorney General Sarkozy swears at strikers.

Emergency Rule in Georgia to End – Carter to allow free elections.

Gene Simmons: college kids killed music biz – it had nothing to do with bad costumes, bad makeup or bad music.